Meet Sammy Spamsalots
Sammy is a “marketer” in his own mind. Getting people to participate in his Multi Level Marketing pyramid schemes is his life’s passion. This week’s product is Ginseng Triple Ginger Antioxidant Big Toe Salve. According to…
Sammy is a “marketer” in his own mind. Getting people to participate in his Multi Level Marketing pyramid schemes is his life’s passion. This week’s product is Ginseng Triple Ginger Antioxidant Big Toe Salve. According to…
Joey Z. LOVES to sell cars. Bing Bang Boom, what’s it gonna take to put you into this sweet, sweet ride? Joey truly does mean well and yes, he’s got a knack of closing those deals.…
Chet had always longed to be in the C-Suite and when he finally got that big promotion at Techsters, Inc., he was beyond excited AND up for the challenge. Chet had worked his way up from…
A time for renewal, a time for reflection, a time to change your old ways and embrace the new. Yes, it’s time to for us all to reflect on our technology storage strategies. Why all of…
“Time to clock in, let’s see what’s on sale at Best Buy and Chinchilla’s R’ Us today” Bob from Accounting exclaimed. He tore open his Chrome browser, darted to his Yahoo email account, signed in, and…
As ASSI owner Tom Craig was roaring down the Bee Line in his turbo charged V16 F-SuperF-150 a thought occurred to him that brought a tear to his eye. You see, our reflective owner had just…
“Not today, Traffic.” Rodney shouted out while behind the wheel on the way to work. It was a zippity do da kind of day for Rodney. Birds were chirping, the sky was blue, the humidity was…
WARNING. What we’re about to share with you will make your skin crawl. It’s going to be terrifying, it’s going to be straight-up haunting. These bone-chilling tales of devious data breaches and misguided menacing IT software…
October is Cybersecurity Awareness month and here at ASSI, we celebrate it ALL YEAR ROUND. I mean, the cupcakes and cake are a bit much every day, AND the balloons, streamers, etc., BUT it’s VERY important…
When Rick and the fine folks at Advanced Structural Connectors were sick and tired of burning time on their cell phones trying to get the Cable company to restore their office phones, they set out on…