The Ole Clickaroo Switcharoo
As she packed up after a long day debugging hundreds of lines of code, Lorraine was readyfor some down time. She grabbed her backpack, trusty Android phone, and umbrella, andheaded home. She hopped on the SunRail…
Mitch and the Messy Multiverse of Software
Mitch is a seasoned IT professional. He’s been around the block, so much so that he remembers vividly the nightmare that Windows ME was. He’s seen operating systems come and go, he’s seen hardware rapidly change…
Hybrid Harvey & The Horrific Hacker
The alarm clock screamed to life and it was WAY too early. Harvey reached across the night stand, fumbled to find the snooze button and realized he got to sleep in for at least another hour.…
Like The Ceiling Can’t Hold Us
The big day was finally here. The contractors were putting the finishing touches on the shiny new office space. A little touch up here, a little trim work there, the newly designed space was everything that…
Taming The Wild Wild West
“It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.”Steven Wright The rules are on their way… From ransomware, to malware, web application hacking, insider privilege and date misuse, to target infusions there are no…
Sal The Car Salesman Has A VERY Bad Day
Vroom, Vroom, Vroom. The jarring sound of a throaty V8 coming to life roared out of Sal’s iPhone alarm to wake him up at 5:45AM. His most favorite noise ever not only wakes him up, but…
Meet Mike, The Man In The Middle.
Being the middle child stinks. You get hand me downs, you get less attention, you get less of everything, you sometimes get the shaft. Meet Mike. Mike is a middle child. From day one, little Mikey…
Water, Water, Everywhere… But Not A Drop To Drink
Mike hit the snooze button one last time. “Ooof, is it already 4am?” he askedhimself. Dragging his bones out of his warm bed, he hit the shower, guzzled somefreshly brewed coffee and made his way to…
Tommy & The Dastardly Universe Of Connectivity
Mom screaming down the staircase…”Tommy? Tommy? Tommy can you ask Alexa toreach out to the wifi enabled fridge and ask if we have any more no fat, no flavor, nosugar Almond Milk? Maybe use your smartwatch…
A Decade Of Dedication
This past weekend, ASSI turned 10! That’s 10 years of spam fighting, preventative server maintenance, locking down networks, monitoring networks all over Central Florida, serving municipalities with expert IT insight, keeping auto dealerships and their tech…