Meet Bobby The Button Pusher
Since he was young, he loved buttons. Red buttons, purple buttons, clicky buttons, big buttons, small buttons, and well, just about any button around. Bobby would push them all. Some made noises, some turned on lights,…
Leisurely Larry & The Zombie Server
The poor little guy held on for years. Lightning strikes, an overload of choking dust, power surges, accidental unplugs, and Leisurely Larry, the incompetent IT guy never taking care of the poor little fella. And then,…
Meet Sammy Spamsalots
Sammy is a “marketer” in his own mind. Getting people to participate in his Multi Level Marketing pyramid schemes is his life’s passion. This week’s product is Ginseng Triple Ginger Antioxidant Big Toe Salve. According to…
Hold On To Your Lug Nuts, It’s Time For A Tech Tune-Up
Joey Z. LOVES to sell cars. Bing Bang Boom, what’s it gonna take to put you into this sweet, sweet ride? Joey truly does mean well and yes, he’s got a knack of closing those deals.…
Chet The Courageous CTO
Chet had always longed to be in the C-Suite and when he finally got that big promotion at Techsters, Inc., he was beyond excited AND up for the challenge. Chet had worked his way up from…
Deck The Halls & Deck Bob From Accounting
“Time to clock in, let’s see what’s on sale at Best Buy and Chinchilla’s R’ Us today” Bob from Accounting exclaimed. He tore open his Chrome browser, darted to his Yahoo email account, signed in, and…
An IT Thanksgiving Tale Fit For The Hallmark Channel.
As ASSI owner Tom Craig was roaring down the Bee Line in his turbo charged V16 F-SuperF-150 a thought occurred to him that brought a tear to his eye. You see, our reflective owner had just…
Spooky Spooky Scareware: The Haunted Hacking of Rodney.
“Not today, Traffic.” Rodney shouted out while behind the wheel on the way to work. It was a zippity do da kind of day for Rodney. Birds were chirping, the sky was blue, the humidity was…
The Haunting Reality of Running a Small Business Without ASSI
WARNING. What we’re about to share with you will make your skin crawl. It’s going to be terrifying, it’s going to be straight-up haunting. These bone-chilling tales of devious data breaches and misguided menacing IT software…
Cybersecurity Awareness Month: A Hero Emerges at The White Oak Chartastic Whiskey Barrel Factory
October is Cybersecurity Awareness month and here at ASSI, we celebrate it ALL YEAR ROUND. I mean, the cupcakes and cake are a bit much every day, AND the balloons, streamers, etc., BUT it’s VERY important…