Mom screaming down the staircase…”Tommy? Tommy? Tommy can you ask Alexa toreach out to the wifi enabled fridge and ask if we have any more no fat, no flavor, nosugar Almond Milk? Maybe use your smartwatch…
This past weekend, ASSI turned 10! That’s 10 years of spam fighting, preventative server maintenance, locking down networks, monitoring networks all over Central Florida, serving municipalities with expert IT insight, keeping auto dealerships and their tech…
“Life is a lemon soap and I want my money back.” Meatloaf(ish) Roger loved to rock out. Music was his passion and he absolutely loved live shows. Afew years ago when Meatloaf was rolling into Chi…
Speedy Sam sped through his morning routine. Tossing back a big ole’ bowl of sugar fortified sugar snaps cereal and guzzling a 22 ounce black coffee, he needed to get to the office… and.. Fast. He…
Since he was young, he loved buttons. Red buttons, purple buttons, clicky buttons, big buttons, small buttons, and well, just about any button around. Bobby would push them all. Some made noises, some turned on lights,…
The poor little guy held on for years. Lightning strikes, an overload of choking dust, power surges, accidental unplugs, and Leisurely Larry, the incompetent IT guy never taking care of the poor little fella. And then,…
Sammy is a “marketer” in his own mind. Getting people to participate in his Multi Level Marketing pyramid schemes is his life’s passion. This week’s product is Ginseng Triple Ginger Antioxidant Big Toe Salve. According to…
Joey Z. LOVES to sell cars. Bing Bang Boom, what’s it gonna take to put you into this sweet, sweet ride? Joey truly does mean well and yes, he’s got a knack of closing those deals.…
Chet had always longed to be in the C-Suite and when he finally got that big promotion at Techsters, Inc., he was beyond excited AND up for the challenge. Chet had worked his way up from…
A time for renewal, a time for reflection, a time to change your old ways and embrace the new. Yes, it’s time to for us all to reflect on our technology storage strategies. Why all of…