For Love, Not For Spite, Fear, Or Hate.
Many times in the IT department, we feel that our warnings are viewed as fear mongering or desperation for a sale of services. But that's not what drives us in our daily IT fight. What really…
IT Lessons Learned : Meet Sal and The Sticky Situation Wallpaper Paste Company
Sal is a doer. A real mover and shaker. He spent years learning and honing his craft as a wallpaper glue adhesive guru. He knows the ins, the outs, and the top secret tricks to make…
Meet Bobby The Button Pusher
Since he was young, he loved buttons. Red buttons, purple buttons, clicky buttons, big buttons, small buttons, and well, just about any button around. Bobby would push them all. Some made noises, some turned on lights,…
Meet Sammy Spamsalots
Sammy is a “marketer” in his own mind. Getting people to participate in his Multi Level Marketing pyramid schemes is his life’s passion. This week’s product is Ginseng Triple Ginger Antioxidant Big Toe Salve. According to…
Hold On To Your Lug Nuts, It’s Time For A Tech Tune-Up
Joey Z. LOVES to sell cars. Bing Bang Boom, what’s it gonna take to put you into this sweet, sweet ride? Joey truly does mean well and yes, he’s got a knack of closing those deals.…
A New Year, A New Data Storage Solution, A New Office For Bob.
A time for renewal, a time for reflection, a time to change your old ways and embrace the new. Yes, it’s time to for us all to reflect on our technology storage strategies. Why all of…
Cybersecurity Awareness Month: A Hero Emerges at The White Oak Chartastic Whiskey Barrel Factory
October is Cybersecurity Awareness month and here at ASSI, we celebrate it ALL YEAR ROUND. I mean, the cupcakes and cake are a bit much every day, AND the balloons, streamers, etc., BUT it’s VERY important…