For Love, Not For Spite, Fear, Or Hate.
Many times in the IT department, we feel that our warnings are viewed as fear mongering or desperation for a sale of services. But that's not what drives us in our daily IT fight. What really…
IT Lessons Learned : Meet Sal and The Sticky Situation Wallpaper Paste Company
Sal is a doer. A real mover and shaker. He spent years learning and honing his craft as a wallpaper glue adhesive guru. He knows the ins, the outs, and the top secret tricks to make…
Mitch and the Messy Multiverse of Software
Mitch is a seasoned IT professional. He’s been around the block, so much so that he remembers vividly the nightmare that Windows ME was. He’s seen operating systems come and go, he’s seen hardware rapidly change…
Hybrid Harvey & The Horrific Hacker
The alarm clock screamed to life and it was WAY too early. Harvey reached across the night stand, fumbled to find the snooze button and realized he got to sleep in for at least another hour.…
Like The Ceiling Can’t Hold Us
The big day was finally here. The contractors were putting the finishing touches on the shiny new office space. A little touch up here, a little trim work there, the newly designed space was everything that…
Taming The Wild Wild West
“It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.”Steven Wright The rules are on their way… From ransomware, to malware, web application hacking, insider privilege and date misuse, to target infusions there are no…
Meet Mike, The Man In The Middle.
Being the middle child stinks. You get hand me downs, you get less attention, you get less of everything, you sometimes get the shaft. Meet Mike. Mike is a middle child. From day one, little Mikey…
Water, Water, Everywhere… But Not A Drop To Drink
Mike hit the snooze button one last time. “Ooof, is it already 4am?” he askedhimself. Dragging his bones out of his warm bed, he hit the shower, guzzled somefreshly brewed coffee and made his way to…
A Decade Of Dedication
This past weekend, ASSI turned 10! That’s 10 years of spam fighting, preventative server maintenance, locking down networks, monitoring networks all over Central Florida, serving municipalities with expert IT insight, keeping auto dealerships and their tech…
The Ole’ Switcharoo
Speedy Sam sped through his morning routine. Tossing back a big ole’ bowl of sugar fortified sugar snaps cereal and guzzling a 22 ounce black coffee, he needed to get to the office… and.. Fast. He…