For Love, Not For Spite, Fear, Or Hate.
Many times in the IT department, we feel that our warnings are viewed as fear mongering or desperation for a sale of services. But that's not what drives us in our daily IT fight. What really…
Leisurely Larry & The Zombie Server
The poor little guy held on for years. Lightning strikes, an overload of choking dust, power surges, accidental unplugs, and Leisurely Larry, the incompetent IT guy never taking care of the poor little fella. And then,…
Cybersecurity Awareness Month: A Hero Emerges at The White Oak Chartastic Whiskey Barrel Factory
October is Cybersecurity Awareness month and here at ASSI, we celebrate it ALL YEAR ROUND. I mean, the cupcakes and cake are a bit much every day, AND the balloons, streamers, etc., BUT it’s VERY important…
Tales From The City: The Curious Case of Corner Cutting Carl
When most of the kindergarten students in Carl’s class were learning to tie their shoes, Carl was finding ways to not learn that skill. Flip-flops were the solution. There. Problem solved. When Carl was in his…